Bartender, bartender, pour me a drink.
Keep my glass full 'til I'm too drunk to think.
I'll give you a dollar for your last cigarette.
This is one night that I'd like to forget.
Well sometimes you win, but usually you lose.
Sometimes you tie but you still wind up screwed.
Sometimes you have, but usually have not.
But now, while you're at it, I think I'll have one more shot.
There's been some good times, there's been bad times, too.
Then there's the times that I spent here with you.
Slowly forgetting what time is at all.
Until you inform me, it's time for last call.
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