Wet T​-​Shirt Contest

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32 years old and just out of the service
Couldn't find a job and felt a little bit worthless
Xbox all day, hangin' with my bros all night

Playin Toby Keith on the radio
A whole lotta beer and a little bit of smoke
Turnt on up, pretending it's all right

Then my pickup tuck got repossessed
Had to borrow dough to go and take the dog to the vet
So broke and worn out it made me want to scream

Then I got a text, about a new place in town
The crew was gonna go and let it all hang out
Gonna hit the club, and have the night of my dreams.

It's got me saying, 'oh yes'
Tonight is the night of the wet t-shirt contest
Use your eyes, those women have breasts
No imagination wet t-shirt contest
It's got me saying, 'oh yes'
Tonight is the night of the wet t-shirt contest
It's got me saying, 'oh yes'
Tonight is the night

That's the night my life changed forever
I loaned the second runner my crew neck sweater
And soon she made herself a part of my life

Then I accidentally snuck a shot past goal
It had me praying lord please no
but I went and made that woman my wife

No more pickup truck, got a Honda Odyssey
Took a job at the mall and I couldn't believe
How free and fun and far my old life seemed

Now I'm watching the clock all day Thursday
Gonna punch out of work and wash the world away
Gonna hit the club and have the night of my dreams

It's got me saying, 'oh yes'
Tonight is the night of the wet t-shirt contest
Use your eyes, those women have breasts
No imagination wet t-shirt contest
It's got me saying, 'oh yes'
Tonight is the night of the wet t-shirt contest
It's got me saying, 'oh yes'
Tonight is the night

They say that Jesus Christ died for our sins
But if I keep on sinning am I killing him again and again?
Oh Lord, I don't want his blood on my hands.
No Ford, I'm rollin' in my minivan
From Japan, it fits the whole family.
Oh man, it's got so many seats.
My Honda Odyssey, it gets a great MPG

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from CNTRY & NESTRNT, released October 12, 2015

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